Be Joyful Always, Pray Continually, Give Thanks.

BY MEGHAN BATSON AND BETHANY YORIO

I hid in your window well,

how I got there I’ll never tell, 

I looked at you and I fell,

this glass is in my way! 

Bi-no-cu-lars from the store,

in camo watching your door,

you’ve never met me before,

but I see you every day!

Your bare chest was glowing,

blue towel, skin was showing,

hot shower you were leavin’…

where do you think you’re going, baby?

Hey, I just met you.

I’m kind of crazy.

I’ll be your stalker,

I’ll call you, baby.

It’s hard to look right at you baby,

but pepper spray won’t faze me,

I’ll call you, baby. 

Hey, I just met you.

I’m kind of crazy.

I’ll be your stalker,

I’ll call you, baby. 

Cuz all the other boys tried to taze me.

I’ve got your number.

I’ll call you, baby! 

I took no time with my call,

you heard me breathing is all,

You said hello and that’s all,

I hung up right away. 

You dialed Star Sixty-nine,

found out the number was mine,

And now after so much time

you finally know my name!

Barbed wire, fences holdin,

cameras caught me skulkin.

Now I’ve been emboldened…

I know where you live, baby! 

Hey, I just met you.

I’m kind of crazy.

I’ll be your stalker,

I’ll call you, baby. 

It’s hard to look right at you baby,

but pepper spray won’t faze me,

I’ll call you, baby. 

Hey, I just met you.

I’m kind of crazy.

I’ll be your stalker,

I’ll call you, baby. 

Cuz all the other boys tried to taze me.

I’ve got your number.

I’ll call you, baby! 

Before you came into my life I followed you home from work,

I followed you home from work!

I followed you home, home from work!

When you filed that restraining order I missed you so bad!

And you should know that!

I missed you so so bad!

It’s hard to look right at you baby,

but pepper spray won’t faze me,

I’ll call you, baby. 

Hey, I just met you.

I’m kind of crazy.

I’ll be your stalker,

I’ll call you, baby. 

Cuz all the other boys tried to taze me.

I’ve got your number.

I’ll call you, baby! 

Before you came into my life I followed you home from work,

I followed you home from work!

I followed you home, home from work!

When you filed that restraining order I missed you so bad! 

And you should know that!

I missed you so so bad!

…

I am way prouder of this than I should be.